Posting photos of every meal and every snack, sharing recipes, looking forward to eating because what else was there to do, she had become a Walking Food Festival.
by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2021

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

It's Conspiracy; Shook af
by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021

Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!
Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
Person 2: Don't you mean festival?
by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.
by okeydokeys June 30, 2015

by Vanessa2891 August 27, 2021
