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cold water fountain

A sexual act involving two partners wherein one partner does a prolonged handstand and allows the second person to insert approximately 40-50 ice cubes down their anus. Once all the ice cubes have been tucked into place, allow 5 minutes for the ice to melt. Now, person 2 will reach around the abdomin of person 1 and squeeze tightly as if performing the Heimlich Maneuver. If all goes according to plan, a blast of cold water will shoot from partner 1's anus. Partner 2 should try to catch as much of the water in his/her mouth as possible. Swallowing is optional.
Chuck promised to give me a Cosby Sweater if I allowed him to drink from the Cold Water Fountain.
by Circadian Hour March 22, 2008
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cunny-funt

An easy to say funny cunt without the need to say the word cunt. (best used in classroom situations, or places where bad language is not accepted)
when someone mke fun of you or makes a bad attempt to make fun of you, you say..
Yeah ur a cunny-funt
by TheCat May 9, 2003
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funtabulous

Have a funtabulous day!
by Macy Livingston December 23, 2007
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Fountain of you

While sitting on a girl's face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
Fran was eating my corn so well that my fountain spweed all over her face.
by Paul Reubens July 10, 2004
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fountainfest

Its origin is from an underground IRC channel. The meaning of fountainfest is probably what it sounds like, a fest around the fountain, in this case, this IRC underground channel is refering to the fountain in DotA (Defense of the Ancient), a custom map of Warcraft 3.

There's a slogan going: "with high regen you can party all night"

In Defense of the Ancients the fountain is the source of regenerating life and mana, thus the name.

People attending to this party tend to have a special way of expressing themselves in English.
H ol )) watr, wer is war? fontanfest??? (fountainfest)
by ImWatching October 24, 2008
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Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.
Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!
by dinotacular January 9, 2009
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Fugly Funt

by Loves to spooge on you September 26, 2009
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