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floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing
Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently
by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020
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fashion plate

to dress in styllsh clothes; to look successful, to look well dressed.
Joe's a nice guy, but he's no fashion plate. Just wears jeans, white socks--you know the type.
by JG 1 May 3, 2022
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Hanger Fashion

A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.
"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."
by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 30, 2021
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Fashion orgasm

When your friends attire comes together and she's so excited about the outfit she's chosen fashion Bliss occurs and it triggers a sexual orgasm.
Scantily clad items that trigger a sexual response in either male or female genders
Girl that outfit is so hot I think I just had a fashion orgasm..
by Fashion popo May 25, 2021
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Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.
Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!
by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008
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Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".
Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.
by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011
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Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.
Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.
by bige24 August 12, 2011
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