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Fakly Delicious

Food that isn't real but sure is delicious. Fake + Delicious = Fakly Delicious
Food like McDonald's and Taco Bell isn't real but it's Fakly Delicious.
by HR Paperstacks February 22, 2008
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farmyard fart

A fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure.
Jill: A cow has just shit nearby...
Nick: no, thats Judy, She's always at the farmyard farts
Jill: Judy needs to wash her butt out with soap and water
Nick: Ain't that true.
by nick packer October 10, 2007
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Farlex

The ship that will never happen unless Farlon/Santa approves. D:
Us: "FARLEX, FARLEX, FARLEX!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!"
Santa: "No."
Us: "~Crying.~
by KittycatDogmuffin June 6, 2016
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Smack Faily

someone who fails at getting laid. its not a nickname, its an insult
yea, i was macking on this bitch, and i totally smack faily'ed it
by xxsaproxx October 28, 2010
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Cuban Farmyard

The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.
I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard
by JellyDeise September 16, 2016
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a chris farley

When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.

Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.
Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!
by StoryAtEleven January 11, 2010
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farny

A derivation of the word Farnworth, a little cess-pit town in between Salford and Bolton.
Farny is to dignity, class and refinement, as Julian Clary is to cage fighting.
People famous from farny are, Alan Ball, Frank Finlay, and Hilda Baker.
Farny women wear mini skirts, white stilletoes and boob tubes, well into their sixties, a case of mutton dressed as mutton.
The men are all gangster wannabee's who are pisshead loosers, who beat women as a hobby.
Farny men are soft arse, scruffy, big toothed, bald headed,drunken shithouses, who feign disability, for beer money.
They all drive without tax and insurance, and have o.a.p.'s bungalows in their early forties, because they have drink related health problems.
Looooosers!!
Farny park, Farny precinct, Farny jobcentre, everything in Farnworth, is "farny" to the locals.
As in..."ey up chuck, when we"ve been "t" jobcenntre fot get ower dole munny, shall we tek sum cider int farny park".
As you can tell, farny locals have a hillybilly accent, indigenous only to them.
Farnworth is the bowels of hell.
by fiesty August 10, 2007
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