Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004

premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008

premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.

Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.

by dophie September 24, 2007

Evacuationslap

Slapping someone with your dick.

I just evacuationslapped my sister! She said she wanted it inside her body too!

by niggersallovermyballs January 26, 2023