Equilibrium

1) to have balance

2) the word most off my friends can say while we are completely shitfaced, but one of my friends can't say it even while completely sober.

"Say equilibrium." "FUCKING EQUILIBRIUM, I can say it, i just don't have it."

by Morbid November 17, 2003

equipment room

Room where there is equipment

Fagball coach Eric works in the equipment room.

by Band Wagon October 10, 2003

dos equis

1- A human being who carries two X-chromosomes; a woman

2- Slang: a homosexual male

3- A good Mexican beer (if 'good beer' and 'Mexican' were not an oxymoron)

1- I really like the boobies on that dos equis.

2- My friend likes Tommy, but she doesn't have a chance because he's totally dos equis.

3- Oh you have Dos Equis? I'll just have water, thanks.

by chadlebald January 12, 2005

Pickle Equilibrium

A condition in which all acting influences are canceled by others, resulting in a stable, balanced, or unchanging system on an edible product, such as a cucumber, that has been preserved and flavored in a solution of brine or vinegar in a Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. The idea is that this stasis must be equal for the maximum flavor of the sandwich for eating pleasure.

Character #1 takes a Chic-fil-a chicken sandwich, opens the package, lifts the bun, evenly distributes the pickles, and enjoys meal.

by Shaken October 16, 2003

Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Standard Equipment

Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them.

For example, Daredevil would have his billy-club, but Reed Richards would not have the Ultimate Nullifier.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

Nash Equilibrium

The act of a female flatulating during climax while receiving cunninlingus resulting in her partner being blown in the face by fart gas.

ohhh ooooo pffttttt... gross babe, I've just experienced Nash Equilibrium.

by FunkmasterBRO August 16, 2012