Panel Envy

When someone is jealous of the size of your flat panel because yours is bigger than theirs. Generally occurring in a technical or Geek-filled environment.

He had panel envy when he realized John's new screen was bigger than his!

by Crazy Chicken Chick October 26, 2010

screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

Bang Envy

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.

1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.

by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009

community envy

A longing to be a part of someone else's community. Often triggered by perusing someone's friends and followers on social networks.

He saw how awesome her Twitter followers were and felt a deep sense of community envy.

by katealamode June 12, 2016

gender envy

what you wanna look like if ur trans when u start transitioning

karl jacobs give me so much gender envy because hes SO FUCKING HANDSOME IM GONNA CRY

by maymay220 March 19, 2022

Trailer Envy

When a movie or movie title does not live up to the trailer

The trailer for Cowboys vs Aliens was really cool, it got me excited to see the movie, but that was only until they displayed the title, what trailer envy!

by tgaptte December 4, 2010

envy voter

A person who votes for a candidate or policy because they have made bad choices in life and they want people who have made good choices to subsidize their dumbass approach to life.

Bernie Sanders: Ahhhh, that stupid crack ho is my base. She’s just a good solid envy voter.

AOC: That dude is a loser who can’t bone. But he is a good solid envy voter.

by DonnySloot October 27, 2020