love envy

To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with.

Love envy- To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with

by Wallpink July 4, 2015

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Tentacle Envy

the extreme feeling of jealousy of Tentacles due to them getting into female anime characters when you cant

*beats meat to hentai*
person:sighs why can i not do that

bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy

by Xx_epic420_xX June 23, 2020

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envy voter

A person who votes for a candidate or policy because they have made bad choices in life and they want people who have made good choices to subsidize their dumbass approach to life.

Bernie Sanders: Ahhhh, that stupid crack ho is my base. She’s just a good solid envy voter.

AOC: That dude is a loser who can’t bone. But he is a good solid envy voter.

by DonnySloot October 27, 2020

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community envy

A longing to be a part of someone else's community. Often triggered by perusing someone's friends and followers on social networks.

He saw how awesome her Twitter followers were and felt a deep sense of community envy.

by katealamode June 12, 2016

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screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.

by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012

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Severe constipation. It causes anger and jealousy watching your friends leave for the bathroom, knowing you still cannot. You're stomach swells to the size of the Hindenburgh, and yet still nothing happens. Thoughts of resulting to use of a trowel or explosives come to mind.

"That guy has taken a dump three times today ... I've got some serious shit envy going on"!

by Dr. Noe August 30, 2013

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