Emergenweed

Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:

1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed

Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.

by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011

Nip Nip Emergence

Nip Nip Emergence (n)

Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.

Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.

1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!

2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.

by Tango December 10, 2004

Elmered

When you say hi to someone and they ignore you.

I saw Mike today and said hi, and the guy elmered me.

by Tec2 August 16, 2011

national emergency

A phrase used when you want something real bad.

I want that wall so I'll declare a national emergency.

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Eiler

1.A mispelling of the word "Eviler"
2.Also an English teacher

My computer said I spelled Mr. Eiler's name wrong. It tells me to spell it "Eviler"

by Kaytee P January 13, 2004

Eiler

Worst english teacher EVER. Grades based on hand writing and how much he likes you. If you get his class, suicide.

I just got a 70% on a test that I got nothing wrong on because Mr. Eiler is a blind old bastard.

by raela June 27, 2004

emerg

Noun: The student run, volunteer EMS agency at the GW University. Capable of responding to all medical emergencies (asthma attacks, dislocated joints, heart attacks, cardiac arrest) on and off campus.

"EMeRG saved that guy whose heart stopped yesterday"

by emerg December 24, 2007