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Swiss'ed Up

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Getting unnecessarilly hammered with no regard for consequences or prior comitments to work or social events yet maintaining a certain level of dignity and functionality in society.
Guy 1- "Dude, Its friday night, i have court in the morning, i dont care, im getting SWISSED UP tonight kid."

Guy 2- " I was Swiss'ed up today while i was performing open heart surgery, i dont think they knew"
by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011
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If you ever see someone call you Special Ed that just means you're a R*tard, I know it may be harsh but that's the definition of it.

So the next time someone calls you Special Ed, say it back!
by NoraaApple November 21, 2022
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Sex Ed

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A bunch of lies fundies teach to children in school. Included in most curriculums are falsehoods intended to scare students into abstinence, such as:
-Exaggerated condom failure rates
-Exaggerated rates of STD transmission among sexually active members of all demographics, but especially teenagers and gay (or bisexual) men
-Exaggerated risk of dying during an abortion (if abortion is discussed at all), and/or exaggerated risks of depression and other potential side effects of abortion
-Claims that most religions consider sex to be innately evil. Two problems with this:
1. Most religions consider sex a positive (or even Sacred) thing, and
2. Church and State are separate, so this drivel is irrelevant in a school setting anyway
-Many other laughable, obvious lies
My sex ed teacher claimed condoms had a 90% failure rate. When I called her on her bullshit and said the failure rate was closer to 3%, she got all bitchy and sent me to the office. Lying cunt.

I was taught in sex ed that condoms don't protect you, so I never used them. Now I have an impressive collection of STDs.
by yayfortaints December 28, 2005
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sam'ed himself

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a term used for when you poop yourself at least three times while working.
look he sam'ed himself
by hate bby May 21, 2008
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the class i was in. I struggled real hard and made it out okay. I dont like when people make fun of us. We just are a little slower on learning things.
I was in specialed ed. Special ed.
by s. vitale September 18, 2007
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C O M P R E S S E D

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When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places
Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D
by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019
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Where the teachers belittle you and talk to you like you're 3 years old just because you're not neurotypical.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk
I fucking hate being in special ed because the teachers are fucking annoying and talk to me like I'm stupid
by dyspraxic_cheeto September 11, 2020
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