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Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.
by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009
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Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive
"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
by 1957 dude May 25, 2008
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teenage driver syndrome

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome
by the dirty liberal November 29, 2009
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backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.
Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007
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jersey driver

New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".

Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
by jerseygirl123 August 15, 2011
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paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
by great success April 4, 2006
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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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