douche bag

Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.

Fanchon is a douche bag.

by Mother of God August 29, 2008

douche bag

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

Douche Bag

Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.

My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!

by meggy October 5, 2002

douche bag

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

douche bag

A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.

Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.

by TTsuk November 25, 2007

douche bag

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

by PwNED November 1, 2003

douche bag

A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004