Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

flug the dolphin

A slang term used to describe the act of self pleasure, often used by young males who have recently discovered the delights of the wrist manual or bongo mag.

Also, a dolphin named Flug.

"Shit, last night I cleaned the pipes summit chronic... I flug the dolphin everynight till my tally whacker is red raw!"

Alex, everyday at 2pm retires to the toilet for his afternoon hand shandy. he loves to flug the dolphin so much so that I'm worried for him loosing his sight and becoming a hunchback... the randy mofo!

by Metal Meltdown August 31, 2006

Dolphins

1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand

The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.

by Sheripper June 30, 2008

Dolphin Teeth

Whenever someone smiles and all you see is gums

Hmmmm, how about, that girl who smiles and all i see is gums CLEARLY has dolphin teeth, and therefore is a bitch.

im just sayin

by TheLucridOne April 6, 2008

Dolphin fart

A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.

We were listening to the H2O theme song, then Izzy let off a dolphin fart.

by dolphin retard April 5, 2008

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

by Panda daddy June 24, 2006