Doing A Dev

1. Someone who is always late to social gatherings/events. Normally by at least an hour.

2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef

3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.

4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.

5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.

He’s Doing A Dev again.

Have you got anything gluten free?

by D alahan October 21, 2022

Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.

by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Doing the Doohan

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!

(SPEED IS KEY)

Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry

Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'

by nick old mate August 4, 2023

not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.

Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?

by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020

Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.

Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!

by TheMrSka May 23, 2021

De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.

That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.

by Noresun2noAmy2 December 18, 2021