When you have a very personal vendetta against an enemy and you keep your distance close enough for you to see your unscrupulous dastardly and disgusting sycophant in your sights while masterfully evading the aforementioned party with whom you have writ the contract of avengeance and misery to besmerch said "wrong doer" henceforth and forever more the end of history in perpetuity
Untill they force someone in a position to eradicate the vermin once and for all. I will keep a vengeful distance ever vigilant.
by FoesOfHumanity(fuckouttahere) June 12, 2018

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019

Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.
by kiliczsh April 15, 2020

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012

by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022

yeahh we have been in love for a quite sometime but i never knew about your study phase concentration. but i know its difficult there , i will be there for you and i just hope we pass this phase asap because i miss you so much , its been little humiliating for me when u tak me for granted but i m not complaining , i don't know the atmosphere there ..what i know is that atmosphere took my faaique far away from me . but i am still happy because i know somewhere he care about me.
by hey its me sam February 23, 2023
