to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
Get the socially social distancingmug. When you have a very personal vendetta against an enemy and you keep your distance close enough for you to see your unscrupulous dastardly and disgusting sycophant in your sights while masterfully evading the aforementioned party with whom you have writ the contract of avengeance and misery to besmerch said "wrong doer" henceforth and forever more the end of history in perpetuity
Untill they force someone in a position to eradicate the vermin once and for all. I will keep a vengeful distance ever vigilant.
by FoesOfHumanity(fuckouttahere) June 12, 2018
Get the Vengeful Distancemug. Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.
Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
by OnlyCW July 21, 2022
Get the dick from a distancemug. Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
Get the Humanity distancingmug. See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012
Get the Distance Junkiemug. So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
Get the long distance lurkingmug.