i'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's

A quote from the Cheshire Cat, in the popular children's book, Alice In Wonderland, written by Lewis Caroll. He is well known for his glowing eyes and mischievous grin.

Alice: You are mad!
Cheshire Cat: I'm not mad! My reality is just different from your's.

by JayyJai February 17, 2014

different

adj. Euphemism applying to persons who have a handicap, particularly a behavioral or mental inadequacy. Can be found in the phrase "differently abled," which means (let's face it), "disabled." To be "different" in the most widely-used sense of the term is a bad thing; it means you are retarded. Cf. special, short bus.

Kid: Bobby is incredibly stupid and clumsy, Mr. Mackey.

School Counselor: Son, let's not think those bad thoughts! Bobby is...different. He's just a little "differently abled" from you or I, m'kay? We can't use our language to take water out of his bucket.

Kid: You mean to say he is retarded and rides the short bus.

Counselor: Now, "retarded" is a word that they used back in Germany in the 1930's, but we have moved past that now haven't we...

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004

Splittin' the difference

When a person has their pants pulled up way too far.

Wow, Vance sure is splittin' the difference today, what a douché.

by deatheclipsed May 6, 2010

pocket the difference

to take the extra money made from something, often in a way that is not completely honest

She got the tickets for £20 each, but charged us £25 and did pocket the difference.

by anf-b May 11, 2016

the same difference

A contradiction in itself " literally". Whatever the difference may be, its the same!

My friend says to me extraordinary is different from ordinary.
And I reply, the same difference!

by BatesLane February 18, 2018

The David Difference

A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.

-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?

-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.

by positivedead December 7, 2021

Spot the difference

A chain of similar looking emojis with one odd one out. Sometimes it can be hard to find, but sometimes it is very obvious. It is used to attract the girls as it can revitalise dead conversations.

Hey Babe! Try Spot The Difference.

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Her: FOUND IT! BYEEEE!

by spineless inc. February 13, 2023