When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
Get the Deuce Tweetsmug. by DowntownCB May 18, 2010
Get the Super Deucemug. pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
by Diego February 8, 2004
Get the drop a deucemug. Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.
by thickage July 4, 2005
Get the dropping a deucemug. The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.
Felix: I just took an incredible shit.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009
Get the Deuce of Agesmug. Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009
Get the Splooge Deucemug. (1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
by Coast Trash September 3, 2008
Get the Deuce Hourmug.