Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.

When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.

by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Morningwood Docking

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

by Realtip July 19, 2013

cj Docking

When a botched Circumcision leaves a loop of skin, or otherwise known as a man bridge between the shaft and the head of the penis. CJ Docking is when either an object or a flaccid penis is inserted through the man bridge, or said loop.

Remember the time Cody's mom caught Cody and Chris CJ Docking.

by HowHye August 29, 2016

shit docking

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.

That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.

by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018

Ducking

The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.

Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!

by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011

Sound Docking

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.

There should never be an example of sound docking.

by Meeaat May 13, 2011