deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer

Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer

by Capt BJ October 14, 2013

deck you

To bash someone or beat up someone/make someone piss

I’ll deck you

by Loollllll November 23, 2020

Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.

That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.

by Condomant May 24, 2023

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 02, 2009

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 09, 2003

tossing deck

Another way of describing the act of tossing around a frisbee. Derived from the phrase "toss around a disc" or "tossing discs" where deck is used to discourage non-ultimate players to ensure a good game is played.

Yo man we're tossing deck right meow you down?

by jcbass July 05, 2011