II-DarkTxmes-II

II-DarkTxmes-II is something that has an abnormally large penis

Oh my god you have an II-DarkTxmes-II

by DarkTxmes November 21, 2021

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room darkener

A penis so large it blocks all light in the room in which it is unleashed.

Jemma's room's gonna go from looking like midday to midnight real quick once she unzips Latrell's room darkener.

by Steve_Slack October 19, 2022

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think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

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