curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Guyfriend's Curse

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."

I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.

by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

Curse of the Juice

There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.

Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?

Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...

by spurious mammothrept September 15, 2009

captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

Heart Curse

Went you love someone and they deny you and hurt you.

He dumped me and I loved him, I can expect the heart curse.

by Anime Chick August 6, 2010

The Curse of the Tumblogger

A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.

Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...

Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.

by sanchow March 27, 2013