curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.

Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."

by L^3 Society July 14, 2009

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020

ducati curse

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.

Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.

by Murdock July 11, 2017

Heart Curse

Went you love someone and they deny you and hurt you.

He dumped me and I loved him, I can expect the heart curse.

by Anime Chick August 6, 2010

The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022