Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 8, 2024

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

CUFF

a slang term that refers to sex

Drew holly: yo rach i’m tryna cuff.
Rach: No thank you...

by skintag101 July 29, 2018

Cuff Fucking

When an individual dates another with the intention to use them for sex and create a false sense of emotional connection.

Tyler was Cuff Fucking me and made me feel like shit, he didn’t even care about how i felt, he just wanted sex.

by SoftSimp January 27, 2021

cop a cuff

To find a woman/man and start a relationship

Yes let me cop a cuff for the winter

by foley212 November 12, 2017

grab them fuckin cuffs

when you are hooking up with an individual and they say "grab them fuckin cuffs"

ex. "grab them fuckin cuffs"

by handcuff.org October 2, 2022

Cuff rush

A police officer who immediately arrests a criminal in a police role-play video game.

Dude I got cuff rushed by an officer while playing a police role-play game!

by HiTherePaul0206 May 27, 2025