A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
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Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
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Get the Cucumber mug.When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
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Get the Cucumber poop surprise mug.A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
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