A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009
Get the Docile-Cucumbermug. by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021
Get the cucumber loves memug. by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021
Get the Cucumbermug. A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020
Get the Cucumbermug. by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017
Get the Cucumbermug. When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
by Richd32 January 21, 2025
Get the sloppy cucumbermug. When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
Get the Cucumber poop surprisemug.