Crying and throwing up

Something dumb unfunny white bitches will say as a joke when they see a cute couple on tik tok or something

“I’m literally crying and throwing up rn how could you”

by Slummdogg milionairre January 17, 2022

The Crying Game

To beat off and cry while doing it.

Damn...all porn is blocked in the middle east. When I find a site that goes thru all I can do is watch the 10 second preview and play the crying game.

by Cock Jamison May 13, 2011

Crying

1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.

1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.

by Dr. Crowley April 4, 2009

rage crying

Rage crying is the pussy equivalent for rage quitting. They get so frustrated with something, or someone, they then cry.

"He got so mad, he started rage crying."

by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex February 4, 2017

Screaming, crying, throwing up

TikTok comment trend (sometimes pertaining to multiple things; either a couple, something sad, or a cat)

*sees tiktok* *comments* "screaming, crying, throwing up."

by Mermaid Pussy August 11, 2022

crypin

random shit white people say to sound gang

Lewis John-Spencer Fraser Jr: this niggas aint respecin my crypin we gunna pull up on the ops

by arealassmofo February 21, 2019

Crying Maggie

when a man is about to ejaculate ,when having sexual intercourse with a woman, he thrustes his male gentials into the woman's nostril causing the male sperm to spurt out of her tesr ducts.

I hate when i get a crying maggie

by John Shaftlickers May 25, 2010