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crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.
crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society
by jesse September 5, 2003
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crucial

A term used to describe any 90s memories of fashion/music/film/tv shows/food
"Do you remember when Top Of The Pops had the old crucial logo?"
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crucial

Good Marijuana or Hash, or THC products such as brownies, rice krispie squares, ice cream, cookies, anything that is or consists of the high grade mon
stoner 1: dude i got some fucking kill

stoner 2: oh really, hmm, you should let me have a scope sesh

stoner 1: ya dude its the crucial, pinch this nugget..

stoner 2: yea thats definately the croosh noosh, how about you gimme a bong hit?
by Hilarious Darius August 22, 2006
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cripins

wqould you like some cripins with your soda
by grumble pants August 27, 2008
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crucial

You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'

That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.

They drink 40's better than you.

They probably look better than you.

They are way funnier than you.

They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.

Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.

They get very party.

They get awesome.

And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.

Crucial.
That party was lame until those crucial dudes showed up. Wow! I want to be like them!
by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006
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crapite

by j March 26, 2003
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crupiton

Someone who is lost in every way imaginable.
"You don't know what your favorite colour is? You are such a Crupiton!"
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