Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.

The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !

by On_nO May 14, 2010

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014

SPANNER-CRAB

When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads

Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS

by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

ban crab

words spoken by TRUE INTELLECTUALS who are MASTERS AT TOUHOU: DEFENSE OF THE SHRINES when confronted with an immovable wall of VISUAL NOVEL LOVING TRASH.

jesus christ he's being such a faggot today, why don't we ban crab

by lord kuck May 19, 2018

Crab-pot

Crab pots are men or women with counterfeit emotional attachment. These men or women bait, lure, and catch sexual partners for ego boosts or recreational use. With no intention to care about them but use them repededly by giving false hope, hence they are stuck in a crabpot.

"I don't know why you keep sleeping with him, he dosent care about you, he is such a crab-pot!"

by Bastayo July 6, 2020