Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.
by Seedly October 09, 2009
Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.
Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.
Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."
Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."
by Pound One Out Real Quick October 03, 2008
Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.
"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)
by Joe_Rombie September 01, 2008
1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.
2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"
John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"
Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"
Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
by Carl J. Maltese May 04, 2007
An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.
by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011
A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
by Lil Tope April 12, 2020