naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )
naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.
naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.
I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.
He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.
Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.
He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.
Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.
by NudenTx August 13, 2009
Get the Naked Cousinmug. A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.
by wellwellwell September 22, 2012
Get the Cunt Cousinmug. Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!
by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011
Get the Wiener cousinmug. Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.
Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins
by Kamiannerella June 22, 2016
Get the twin cousinsmug. Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.
by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009
Get the Cousin Skeetermug. 
Similar to friend zone, one may find themselves in this dire predicament when a flirtatious attempt with another is ended abruptly due to them exclaiming something along the lines of 'but we're cousins!' or 'you're my cousin!'.
(After yearly family gathering)
Cletus: Goddam it Travis, it was going real gooood
Travis: Why, she didn't cousin zone you did she?
Cletus: You're darn right she did
Cletus: Goddam it Travis, it was going real gooood
Travis: Why, she didn't cousin zone you did she?
Cletus: You're darn right she did
by swaggy_mcdabbins April 9, 2019
Get the Cousin zonemug.