sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle

So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?

by budley October 10, 2005

going commando

To not wear underwear with pants. Named so because your junk is going in alone, and without support, much like a commando.

John is going commando biking to prevent chaffing.

by azrel9 November 30, 2011

Command Center

The lingo or slang used to refer to a room, or bedroom who's specific purpose is for video games mainly XBOX 360. It is not uncommon for a garage to be turned into a command center. Layout consists of 2-3 couches, and a few armchairs, a coffee table, multiple ash trays, neon beer signs, rugs, pillows, a refrigirator, game/movie posters and anything else neccessary for long-term gaming. (curtains to block out windows, no clocks, etc.)

When Call of Duty World at War came out, my friends and I gathered in the command center and no-lifed it for a couple of days.

by Redcoat01 May 14, 2009

Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.

"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"

by Chelsea January 26, 2005

Commando/Mercenary Treatment

When a group of developers ignore the complaints of a class in an mmo until the players of said class reroll, quit or just become too tired to complain. Thus solving the root cause of said complaints. This is followed up by the developers patting each other's backs and congratulating each other on a job well done.

1. Bioware is really putting powertechs through the commando/mercenary treatment. Each patch powertech's think their class can not get worse, when it does.

2. If the RNG gods align, we can be one shot by a Boss mechanic, and there is nothing we can do. Us assassin tanks are getting the Commando/Mercenary treatment.

3. Because of Bioware's consistent use of the commando/mercenary treatment one will find a lack of commandos and mercenaries queing for the 4 v 4 ranked arenas.

by Mathrim Cauthon August 25, 2013

carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)

you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.

by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007

redneck commandments

the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck

the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.

-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."

by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013