1) To exert much effort but still fail miserably
2) Fall short of a goal
3) To get busted, caught red handed
2) Fall short of a goal
3) To get busted, caught red handed
1) It took him years to save all that money only to get it all stolen. That's what he gets for hiding all that cash in his house instead of putting it in the back. What a way to come up short!
2) He was banging this married chick. They were at her house fucking and her husband came home. Her husband was a cop! That guy came up short.
2) He was banging this married chick. They were at her house fucking and her husband came home. Her husband was a cop! That guy came up short.
by NLL November 11, 2005
Get the come up short mug.so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)
Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.
Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.
Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.
Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.
Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.
by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010
Get the fat joke comebacks mug.Coheed and Cambria is not an emo band. They have three albums out presently: Second Stage Turbine Blade, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3, and Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: Fear Through the Eyes of Madness. The lead singer, Claudio Sanchez has an incredible range, and although his voice is high, it doesn't make him a bad singer. Also, it doesn't matter whether you like Rush more than C&C, they're still an incredibley talented band and have an interesting story behind their lyrics. I would seriously recomend anyone who reads this to atleast listen to some of their songs; they're awesome.
Person 1: "dude, have you heard of this band coheed and cambria?"
Person 2: "Yea, my friend told me they were liek this gay emo band."
Person 1: "That's probably because your friends a fucking idiot..."
Person 2: "Yea, my friend told me they were liek this gay emo band."
Person 1: "That's probably because your friends a fucking idiot..."
by HappyBaxter September 16, 2006
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by blackmojo December 1, 2013
Get the Come Fuck Me Heels mug.A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.
After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"
by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2007
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