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Comment Hussars

Usually the comment hussars are the soldiers of a youtuber. These hussars fight a lot with other comment hussars because of youtube dramas or cuz they are bored. They have a ranking system,normally the comment hussars know each other, and they chose officers,liuteants,generals and of course their king is the youtuber. A comment hussars should belong to different kings but these kings are usually good friends,so its pretty rare to find a hussar how has two kings who doesnt like each other. So basically they are just boys who raid other youtubers and arguing with each other on the internet.
Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
by Rgeraltwilhelmspatton01 May 13, 2020
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Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.
“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
“No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”
by 3leggreg May 16, 2020
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Comment Edits

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70

Example of typical Comment Edits.
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Internet Comment

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
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Comment Parasite

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”

Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”

Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”

Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
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rule34 comments

Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**
Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..
by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021
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Comments Section

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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