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Internet Comment

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
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Comment Rage

When you’re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.
OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)
by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019
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co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.
billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.
by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019
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Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
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Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
by MM132 September 9, 2019
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Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 22, 2020
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Comments Section

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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