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Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.
"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"
by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009
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cooch cleavage

Part of a female's body seen when her jeans, short shorts, skirt, etc. is worn so low that she might as well be showing everyone her lady parts. This girl is almost assured to be a slut, and could only show this more by holding a bottle of Jager, giving a dude a handjob, and saying "I am so drunk right now," all at the same time.
Kevin: Wow, did you see that girl with the short shorts?
Sean: Yeah, they were so low she was showing off her cooch cleavage.
by Mobius67 April 10, 2010
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gutter cleaner

An extra strong laxative used to help facilitate a bowel movement. Used primarily on vacations and trips away from home.
Mom, don't forget to stop by the store to pick up some gutter cleaner for Ashley so she can use the bathroom on vacation.

Ashley used the gutter cleaner and now the bathroom smells like shit.
by 1Turd June 4, 2014
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Cleveland

A really cool city with a lot of potential. Unfortunately, it's also full of negative, angry people. The objective is not to let those people keep you down.
Cleveland may not be a plum, but it's not a rotten apple, either.
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Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!
by streetwhiz April 18, 2009
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Cleveland Brass Band

A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.
Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!

Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.
by winnberg October 23, 2009
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cleaverage

To use female assets to gain favour in the world
Gee, she has a lot of Cleaverage with that low cut top..

How did you get that job ? Was it cleaverage?
by *Grass* July 27, 2005
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