In the game 1991 Lagrange Point for the NES system, you can visit a robotic service shop. The robot sort of has both hands up in a sort-of "Absolute Cinema" pose. As such, classic video game enthusiasts have informally named him the "Absolute Cinemabot".
A sample chat sequence that introduced the name, while watching a TAS run of Lagrange Point:
* P1: "The absolute cinema bot."
* P2: "He will now forever be known as the Absolute Cinemabot."
* P3: "His brother is the relative cinema bot."
* P2: "True. and the other extended members of the 'Mabot family tree."
* P1: "Someone get him on the meme!" LOL
A sample chat sequence that introduced the name, while watching a TAS run of Lagrange Point:
* P1: "The absolute cinema bot."
* P2: "He will now forever be known as the Absolute Cinemabot."
* P3: "His brother is the relative cinema bot."
* P2: "True. and the other extended members of the 'Mabot family tree."
* P1: "Someone get him on the meme!" LOL
He's going to pay a visit to the Absolute Cinemabot to receive a massive Level-Up money bonus of 10 MILLION gold!!
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"Dave spent 4 hours debating midterm polls on Reddit, fully immersed in the Political Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, his life’s still mid, his 401k’s dead, and his wife’s boyfriend says ‘vote harder.’"
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(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)
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: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
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: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
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