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Choked the can

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
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Choke for coke

A person who performs oral sex in exchange for cocaine
Jeff: Hey, Slick. What's Blondie's situation? Does she choke for Coke?
Dan: You should ask her.
by Unpaintedjuggalo June 12, 2022
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choke a nig

Jon's in the bathroom choking a nig." -- "brb I have to go choke a nig.
by jenami October 21, 2010
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Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.
by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015
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choke fest

Where a woman tries to suck multiple dicks at once,
Jeff: what happened last night??
Chris: me, Brian and Lucas gave penny a choke fest!
by WELP May 5, 2018
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tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.
Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.
by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013
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choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.
"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"
by Neucrotic January 27, 2017
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