chode

a shorty fat fat dick

antione stuck his chode in yyvones eye, and she tickled his balls. The centaur was getting his chode suckoff by a cow/bullfrog while it was taking a shit

by CHOPPER December 09, 2003

chode

The area between the family jewels and the family brown eye.

My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.

by Larry September 10, 2003

chode

See: Crap, Dump, Poo, Shit, Log, Brown Duck, Anal Cable, Feaces, Droppings, Chocolate Log, Sweetcorn filled Shipping Wrecker, HMS Crap, Bog Blocker, Amitage Shanks Worst Enemy, Toilet Willy, Pipe Plunger,The U Bend Bad Boy, Arse Biscuit, Anal Baby, Bum Missile, Shit House Cavalry, Paddy's Mum, Arse Compost, Corndog, Tramps Dinner, Oomphska, Plumbers Nightmare, Sewer Rat, Dirt Valve Vomit (messy) etc...

You see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea oil rigs on the phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its way over...

by Rammer August 28, 2003

chode

describes a short fat person. A chode is somebody with the mass of a tall person, squeezed into a short person.

also known as the reverse play-do effect that is displayed when u role out a fat peice of play do into a long skinny peice

that short fat guy hasnt grown since grade 8, fuck he is a fat chode cunt

by cuttsy May 31, 2011

chode

chode is a penis wider then it is long

Tommy tried to fuck he with a chode but it just wouldent penitrate

by chode is good November 22, 2004

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 08, 2005

chode

chode wider than longer penis and it is very mutated and cant get a woman if they tried

charlie has a chode and anthony alos wit alot more people

by Erik aka BlazE is []D[][V][]D June 20, 2003