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chode

See: Crap, Dump, Poo, Shit, Log, Brown Duck, Anal Cable, Feaces, Droppings, Chocolate Log, Sweetcorn filled Shipping Wrecker, HMS Crap, Bog Blocker, Amitage Shanks Worst Enemy, Toilet Willy, Pipe Plunger,The U Bend Bad Boy, Arse Biscuit, Anal Baby, Bum Missile, Shit House Cavalry, Paddy's Mum, Arse Compost, Corndog, Tramps Dinner, Oomphska, Plumbers Nightmare, Sewer Rat, Dirt Valve Vomit (messy) etc...
You see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea oil rigs on the phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its way over...
by Rammer August 28, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

antione stuck his chode in yyvones eye, and she tickled his balls. The centaur was getting his chode suckoff by a cow/bullfrog while it was taking a shit
by CHOPPER December 8, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

The area between the family jewels and the family brown eye.
My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.
by Larry September 9, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

describes a short fat person. A chode is somebody with the mass of a tall person, squeezed into a short person.

also known as the reverse play-do effect that is displayed when u role out a fat peice of play do into a long skinny peice
that short fat guy hasnt grown since grade 8, fuck he is a fat chode cunt
by cuttsy October 30, 2011
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

A fat penis that is wider than it is long
by Moosey Wiggle June 20, 2004
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

it is not the same thing as a gooch. the people who think that are dumb asses. a chode is where your cock is thicker than it is long
you are a chode if you believe it is a gooch
by big poppa February 22, 2005
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

chode is a penis wider then it is long
Tommy tried to fuck he with a chode but it just wouldent penitrate
by chode is good November 22, 2004
mugGet the chodemug.

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