Champagne de la Rosa, sometimes known as Cristal Flanagan is a high class, respectable male. Looks a million dollars all of the time. Perfect natural blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, full and plump lips and a stunning moustache and beard combo. Studies hard, often sharing his wisdom and knowledge to less advantaged students. Always surrounded by beautiful women, who adore his cheeky charm and quick wit and he always outshines his friends in the looks department. When he isn't studying hard at podiatry, he is an international rap artist, collaborating with artists such as eminem, fiddy and jay z.
by dishydenisxx November 2, 2011
Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!
by MiguelMA November 18, 2006
A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)
Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
You: taste my champagne wench.
The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep
by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017
The act of opening a bottle of champagne and lowering it to let the contents depart from the bottle all over a pair of glorious breast.
President of A&M at Graduation: William Clannagan with a Degree in Engineering Dildos
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
by Steven Sinski May 17, 2011
To ejaculate
It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.
He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
by Anonymous $#!+ February 28, 2010
Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!
by Elephant 3.0 April 18, 2019
R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...
by Shawn B. October 24, 2003