ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

soz 'n' chips

to be flippantly sorry; a half-hearted apology

-"you kissed my mum"

-"soz 'n' chips, i didn't know"

by Jenny Sorry July 16, 2009

alice in chains

Best of their genre. Hands down.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Pussy Chips

"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.

Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?

by EG & CL April 29, 2003

chainsaw lag

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

by the real elmarko April 29, 2009

chipsaw puzzle

the bizarre and most unfortunate phenomenon that sometimes occurs within a bag of chips when two or more chips intertwine, creating one colossal chip and, should you unsuccessfully attempt to break the chips out of the puzzle, a very big mess of shattered chip crumbs, getting all over your freshly swept floors, getting up in everyones barefoot toes and being generally irksome.

dude, i'm warning you right now, if you try to undo that chipsaw puzzle instead eating it whole and you get chip crumbs all over our clean floor we are officially no longer friends.

by homework joe March 2, 2010

Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014