"Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
by YUS September 27, 2012
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
by vennic18 January 05, 2012
by drmaurice May 02, 2022
That carrot nigger just became our president!
by Carrot Nigger March 12, 2017
by betsyrees910 May 08, 2008
A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.
by wass clayton August 18, 2008
by badman2008 March 05, 2008