Carl Wheezer 

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Carl Edwards Backflip 

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.

He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

Carl Edwards Backflip by WrestlerGuy May 11, 2013

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Caelyn 

A tall, beautiful girl, with gorgeous eyes. Caelyn is the funniest person you will ever meet, she loves movies and time with friends, she gets very passionate about the things and people she values most, when you meet her she seems shy but once you get to know her she never stops talking, anybody would be so so lucky to know a caelyn, let alone be friends with one.

My friend Caelyn and I are a power duo

Caelyn by Carly and Erin supporter December 18, 2017

Carl Azuz

there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.

friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...

Carl Azuz by carlazuzlover December 26, 2019

Carla Gugino 

A very attractive, and equally talented actress who has worked in such films as Watchmen, Sin City and countless others and appearerd as a regular on Entourage. She may very well be one of the sexiest women in Hollywood today and likely will be for the forseeable future and beyond. She is stunnning.

Guy1: Wow, I just saw Sin City for the 97th time. Carla Gugino is so gorgeous.

Guy2: Who?

Guy1: Your manhood is seriously in question right now.

Carla Gugino by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 7, 2010

Carl Johnson 

A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*

Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019