a perolius mate that wil make anyone who does not enjoy his company walk the plank
he goes by the code name of adam loveland and i heard he likes to molest baby pigs.
he goes by the code name of adam loveland and i heard he likes to molest baby pigs.
me:get away from me captain
i do not want to hear any of your pig raping stories
captain but luv:argggh matey then u shall walk the plank y'understand?
ME: you truly are a gay one captain you truly are
captain but luv: of course i am
i do not want to hear any of your pig raping stories
captain but luv:argggh matey then u shall walk the plank y'understand?
ME: you truly are a gay one captain you truly are
captain but luv: of course i am
by zed fusillo January 29, 2004
When Captain America becomes black
by Finn0924 May 20, 2019
The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
by Epic909 March 28, 2004
Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.
Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.
by TheKewlestKatAround July 12, 2015
A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
by Lumandi23 December 17, 2008
An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
by puckhead661 May 05, 2006