Chinese Handjob

When a man receives a handjob from a person wielding chop sticks
Chen got a Chinese Handjob from his friend, Li.
by twofourjizzkins September 18, 2011
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chinese torpedo

A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.
John couldn't believe how far Julie shot her Chinese Torpedos when he brought her to orgasm!
by HeatherPleather February 28, 2008
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Chinese cut

It was created by Curvan Chen in pre-school. Since cut's weren't allowed. He would let someone cut while that person would then allow him to cut. He used that definition so teachers ould not stop him because he told them it was "part of his culture."
by Vinny666 June 19, 2020
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chinese food

Chinese Food is commonly refered to as an American ethnic dish. It offers a variety of woked up rice, meats, fish, and vegitables with assorted spices and sauces. Although most of the dishes aren't actually simular to real life chinese dishes in china, it still brings a traditional ethnic, delicious, refreshing feel.
Example 1:

American Kid: Mom! I am so hungry! Are you going to make dinner?

Mom: I am sorry but i am going out, i will leave you some money, would you like chinese food?

American Kid: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Example 2:

John: I want something different to eat, im hungry and im so sick of pizza and mcdonalds.

Justin: LETS GET CHINESE!

by stuckonmyelevator April 03, 2008
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Chinese Dentist

Casual slang for two-thirty in the afternoon, as in Tooth-Hurty.
Can be used to arrange meet-ups at two-thirty in the presence of others who you do not want to attend. However, it only caters for a very small region of time.
Bob: Alright, see you at chinese dentist.
Phil: Nice one.
Alex: What? Where's the chinese dentist?
by lbr11 October 03, 2011
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Chinese Showdown

It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.
Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?
by jimmy the driver November 03, 2009
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Bulletproof Chinese

A Chinese take out joint in the 'hood with bullet proof glass. This type of "restaurant" services it's customers through a hole in bullet resistant window. Sometimes this aperture in the bullet proof membrane between the Chinese and the eater of food is a small revolving door big enough for a Chinese meal. This protects the purveyor of Asian foods from direct contact with the unwashed urban masses, and their fire arms related hi-jinx. More often than not, the bulletproof Chinese restaurant will also not have tables, since they want you leave as soon as the mystery meat has spun it's way through the revolving door. Often these types of places will server two chicken wings for two dollars, and cigarillos. Make sure your food doesn't meow!
"Hey Elliot, do you want to hit up the bulletproof Chinese on the way back home?"
by Mysteriousdischarge August 20, 2010
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