Turd Burglar

A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.

Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."

Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."

by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008

Cat burglar

Any male, usually not physically or mentally attractive, who uses his skills of persuasion and general manipulation to get girls out of his league.

How is this dude always getting hot chicks??? He's a total douche and dresses like an ass-hat! I know he's such a freakin cat burglar.

by IT Dept. October 20, 2008

turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007

Cunt Burglar

One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid

Dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place

Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)

Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude

(later that day)

Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.

by #^Satan^# May 5, 2010

tardis burglar

A person who is so much on a chump, they are directly relative to someone who quite blatently robs both Time And Relative Dimentions In Space!

<person> is such a tardis burglar!!!

by coalfield July 13, 2004

B.M. Burglar

Someone who suffers from a condition which leads them to crave and eat their own Bowel Movements.

Larry woke up and discovered he had shit the bed, being the B.M. Burglar he is he chowed down on that pile of crap under his sheets.

by Riotking December 23, 2008

Bird Burglar

UK: He who covets or steals another man's spouse (or 'bird' in the argot of UK working/underclass males).

Cuckold: My wife's gone off with my best mate, the bitch.
Cohort: Don't blame her, blame your mate! He's a right bird burglar that one.

by John of Gaunt April 22, 2009