bulkheaded

Totally bewildered or perplexed. Alternative to baffled.

I'm bulkheaded by your logic.

by Real Tad Pole January 30, 2020

pump bulk

have sex with a fat person

i'm going to pump bulk tonight
john really likes to pump bulk

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

Blaze Bulking

The act of smoking marijuana to allow you to eat at a caloric surplus.

I got in 4 chicken breasts, two cheeseburgers AND a gallon of diet coke yesterday. Gotta love blaze bulking.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

big on bulk

appreciator or unappreciator of fat and/or fat people

i'm not big on bulk!!

john is sure big on bulk! lesbians are big on bulk!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

bodies for bulk

the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.

upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)

the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!

judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!

we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!

by michael foolsley June 14, 2013

The amazing bulk

The amazing bulk is a 2012 action/romance movie

Hank (Jordan Lawson), an ambitious scientist, experiments with a serum designed to increase human muscle-mass and prolong life. When a thug steals his engagement ring, Hank injects the serum into himself and transforms into the Bulk.
Release date: 2013 (USA)
Director: Lewis Schoenbrun
Budget: 14,000 USD
Screenplay: Keith Schaffner
Producers: Lewis Schoenbrun, David S. Sterling

100/100 rotten tomato's 10/10 imb

I just saw The amazing bulk and I hated it

by Sans car April 15, 2020

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018