Brown Orgasm

When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM

Step1. Find a toilet

Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump

Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.

Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
Hey guess what I did last night

What

I had a brown orgasm
by Jcreech420 June 08, 2013
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Brown luggage

A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.
Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.

Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?
by Tenth Doctor January 19, 2015
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Dr. Brown

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun:
Dr. Christopher Brown is the prior superintendent to the West Genesee school district in central New York who resigned after claims sprung up about him cheating on his wife with the principal of the high school.

Verb:
Chris Browning or Dr. Browning someone means to cheat on someone and then sit them down at the kitchen table with the person you’re cheating on them with and proceed to tell them that you’re in love and you’re leaving them.
Noun:
Girl 1: Oh my god, my husband just sat me down at my kitchen table with his side hoe and told me he was leaving me for her.
Girl 2: Oh my god, he’s such a Dr. Brown

Verb:
Dude: My first wife cheated on me and told me in front of her side hoe.
Girl: Wow. She really Dr. Browned you.
by Justice for Rachel January 29, 2019
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Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.
Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009
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Brown Nap

The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.
by Jawson October 04, 2018
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District of Brown

I got invited to the District of Brown for a ball game. Please don't make me go back there.
by Rydo January 22, 2011
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