A boyfriend who is just there to satisfy the need for having a boyfriend.
i.e. someone who is fulfilling short-term needs in your life, but for whom you don't see a long-term purpose.
i.e. someone who is fulfilling short-term needs in your life, but for whom you don't see a long-term purpose.
Eh, he's just a placeholder boyfriend in my life. I hate sleeping alone.
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I don't get fazed when I'm into a girl who has a boyfriend. I always just assume that he's a placeholder boyfriend, and that she'll dump him once she finds someone real.
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I don't get fazed when I'm into a girl who has a boyfriend. I always just assume that he's a placeholder boyfriend, and that she'll dump him once she finds someone real.
by Philosophistry April 5, 2009
Get the placeholder boyfriendmug. the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.
by bf522 August 14, 2016
Get the Perfect Boyfriendmug. A good boy friend would show you that he cares. And will complement you and make you blush. Also when you two are texting he will send you cute messages that give you butterflies. And when you're feeling down he will do his best to make everything right. And will tease you in a fun way. And will joke around with you. And come up with a cute bot slightly anoing nickname. Your boyfriend will do all of this if he is doing it right.
Kaitlyn: hey Jack.
Jack: hey prinsses u look beautiful to day.
Kaitlyn: (blushes) Awww thanks. (Thinks I have such a good boyfriend)
Jack: hey prinsses u look beautiful to day.
Kaitlyn: (blushes) Awww thanks. (Thinks I have such a good boyfriend)
by Coda.s561 May 10, 2017
Get the Good boyfriendmug. Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.
by CHorta13 May 11, 2016
Get the schrödinger's boyfriendmug. When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through
P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through
P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends
"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"
by Rosemarie ventiroso September 27, 2007
Get the The Boyfriend Chairmug. A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
by 1977misfits May 23, 2009
Get the asshole boyfriendmug. noun
A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.
The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in girlfriend
A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.
The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in girlfriend
Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.
by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013
Get the stand-in boyfriendmug.