Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.

“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”

by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

Throwin' Bolts

the act of engaging the deadbolt of a door while the door is open to prevent it from closing fully and locking. Uses include hotel parties or leaving your hotel room to get ice without your key.

Throwin' bolts; Niggas be throwin' mad bolts.

by JakeStur April 1, 2016

bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.

My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.

by albinorineo February 18, 2013

boltness

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020