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i-booking

The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.

When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.

"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."
- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'

'I'll i-book you, man.'

- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!

'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'
by Miss C. October 9, 2009
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stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
by edusk8r January 27, 2010
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circle-booking

When two or more individuals are in the same location talking to eachother through Facebook or any other social networking site.
Are you all in the same house circle-booking?
by LoLoIscrrraaaazy March 4, 2010
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J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.
If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.
by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010
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False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.
I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!
by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011
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tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.
She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!
by lyubemia February 20, 2011
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