The Great Cock Biter

Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.

It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.

A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.

"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"

::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::

"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."

by World Sage October 23, 2011

dick biter

cops, pigs, the law,copper,the fuzz, or any one who ruins a good time.

that was fun as hell till that dick biter showed up.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

fart bubble biter

Someone who bites your fart bubbles cut loose under water to get them full strength.

"You're so pervo I bet you're a fart bubble biter!!!!"

by TTMC October 2, 2008

Biters

Someone who bites during sex.

"Whoa! Who's been chewing you up?"
"Oh, it's Britney and Tiffany. They're real biters."

by Hydraton31 January 25, 2013

bitter end

The worst. The lowest of the low.

Look at all that meat. Ain't she the bitter end.

by Josue T June 10, 2008

bitters

see also manchester city.

you run on the pitch
to abandon the game
in your bitter blue world

by International Bad Boy September 4, 2004

Tire Biter

A tirebiter is a girl who hangs around car meets, car clubs, or car places in general because she likes to fuck around with boys with nice/fast/show cars. Normally they bounce from car to car, either screwing people in the same club or in the same circle of friends. We call them tire biters as opposed to Pillow Biters because they end up biting tires, not pillows.

Greg: Have you seen that girl Monique?
Jerry: Yeah, she's been fucking everyone in our car club.
Greg: I know, she's such a tire biter.
Jerry: ...But she gives good head
Greg: Dude WTF?

by Mr_Mischif April 13, 2007