Bernie Bank

Taking the easiest possible bank shot in pool

Why do you have to do a Bernie Bank

by Fsd002 March 30, 2023

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.

Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it

by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021

Bernie

A boy with a millimeter defender.

He has a Bernie size penis

by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.

Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024

Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.

Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.

by HenBarper July 5, 2021