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Berni

Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
Look at that amazing girl

Oh that s berni evrybody notice her

What s your dream girls

Dude it s berni.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021
mugGet the Bernimug.

Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag
Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag
by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021
mugGet the Berniemug.

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.
Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!
by YatM July 24, 2009
mugGet the Pull a Berniemug.

Bernie Sanders

A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:

Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system

take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies

ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college

raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent

make your only TV channel to watch be PBS

the list goes on...
Don't vote for Bernie Sanders. Vote for Justin Amash.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!
“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”
by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019
mugGet the Berniemug.

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